“Well they want something. People don’t just stand out there, staring at us like that. They want something.” – James Hoyt SYNOPSIS: A young couple staying in an isolated vacation home are terrorized by three unknown assailants. – via IMDB After always hearing how good a horror The Strangers is, I decided to finally give it a …

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“There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news.” – Bill Lawson SYNOPSIS: Ron Burgundy is San Diego’s top-rated newsman in the male-dominated broadcasting of the 1970s, but that’s all …

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“Love does things for reasons that reason cannot understand.”  – Joe SYNOPSIS: Now settled in Genovia, Princess Mia faces a new revelation: she is being primed for an arranged marriage to an English suitor. – via IMDB Oh. My. Goodness. This movie sucked. Really Ugh. I watched this directly after The Princess Diaries, and was still basking in …

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Once again JB and I delve into the Crimes Against Humanity section of movie making and take a look at The Amityville Terror. Is it bad?? Oh god yes! Is it the worst?? Well…. I hate to spoil things but that’s coming up soon. I thought this had some passable moments but it wasn’t good …

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“You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I’m not afraid of you.” – Laurie Strode SYNOPSIS: Three years after he last terrorized his sister, Michael Myers confronts her again, before traveling to Haddonfield to deal with the cast and crew of a reality show which is being broadcast from his old home. – via IMDB …

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“Your gravest mistake wasn’t failing to find the answer. You can’t find the right answer if you ask the wrong questions.” – Woo-jin Lee SYNOPSIS: After being kidnapped and imprisoned for 15 years, Oh Dae-Su is released, only to find that he must find his captor in 5 days. – via IMDB Okay, unpopular opinion time, …

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Holy shit folks! We are back! The completists that Eric of The IPC and I are and all meant that there was no way in hell that we could leave this series unfinished! Even after the massive celebrations of ending that last piece of crap, this one made an appearance and we were all over it …

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“What ever happens, it wasn’t me.” – Molly SYNOPSIS: Newlywed Molly moves into her deceased father’s house in the countryside, where painful memories soon begin to haunt her. – via IMDB So I couldn’t even remember where I had seen a review of this and decided to check it out. I found out after the fact …

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I received this book in exchange for an honest review. SYNOPSIS: From the moment Laura Rivers steps foot into Englewood High, she notices the stares—and they aren’t the typical once-overs every pretty new girl endures. The students seem confused and…spooked. Whispers echoing through the halls confirm that something is seriously off. “That new girl looks just …

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“You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don’t hate Jessica.” – Lulu SYNOPSIS: Jessica Spencer, a somewhat mean spirited, popular and beautiful teenager, switches bodies with gas station robber Clive Maxtone one night and wakes up the next morning in his body. Freaked out, she must get her best friend April …

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