“Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?” – Kevin SYNOPSIS: Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion. – via IMDB Well. Uhm, this is, hands down, my least favourite of the American Pie movies as they stand with the original members. I …

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“No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! …

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“No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages.” – Danny SYNOPSIS: Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps to enroll in a …

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“In death there are no accidents, no coincidences, no mishaps, and no escapes.” – Bludworth SYNOPSIS: After a teenager has a terrifying vision of him and his friends dying in a plane crash, he prevents the accident only to have Death hunt them down, one by one. – via IMDB I popped this in looking for …

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