“The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn’t prepared to wait that long.”  – Darius Kincaid SYNOPSIS: The world’s top bodyguard gets a new client, a hit man who must testify at the International Criminal Court. They must put their differences aside and work together to make it …

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“We are dealing with a monster from a bygone era.” – Preston Packard SYNOPSIS: A team of scientists explore an uncharted island in the Pacific, venturing into the domain of the mighty Kong, and must fight to escape a primal Eden. – via IMDB I finally got to this, and I must say that I was …

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“Why me? What does he got to do with me?” – John McClane SYNOPSIS: A man calling himself “Simon” begins a reign of terror in the streets of New York: he threatens to detonate bombs around the city unless Detective John McClane cooperates in a game of “Simon Says”. McClane has a bad hangover and a …

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You know, Kingsman had a lot of good things going for it, really. It was entertaining, carried by a good cast, had an interesting story, contained good humour and it was shot well. I think one scene that captures how well this was shot and how crazy it could get was definitely the church fight that …

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“The suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. The Kingsmen are the new knights.” – Harry Hart SYNOPSIS: A spy organization recruits an unrefined, but promising street kid into the agency’s ultra-competitive training program, just as a global threat emerges from a twisted tech genius. – via IMDB I was so stoked to finally get to this. Kingsman: …

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“Captain, in order to build a better world sometimes means turning the old one down… and that makes enemies.” – Alexander Pierce SYNOPSIS: As Steve Rogers struggles to embrace his role in the modern world, he teams up with a fellow Avenger and S.H.I.E.L.D agent, Black Widow, to battle a new threat from history: an assassin …

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“They say you can’t die in your dreams… is that true?” – Mike Enslin Mike Enslin (John Cusack) is a washout author of true supernatural events. Since his daughter Katie’s (Jasmine Jessica Anthony) death and split from his wife Lily (Mary McCormack) he has become rather embittered and disenchanted with the world. He does not …

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“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.” – Calvin Candie King Schultz is simply the best!   YES! After all this time, all the excitement, the time has finally arrived for me! I am sure I damn near drove you all insane (most notably Chris, Ryan and Tim – sorry, forgot …

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The following statement will be deemed heresy by the firm believers in the franchise, the fans and my friends: I was seriously underwhelmed by The Avengers. I heard about it for months. It was everywhere. I did not see it in theatre, although many of my friends did and went back repeatedly. I was not that desperate to …

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