“My daughters are trained for battle, sir, not the kitchen.” – Mr Bennet SYNOPSIS: Five sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies. – via IMDB Guys. Guys. Let’s just talk about this. I cannot believe that I had so much fun with …

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Divergent #1 SYNOPSIS: In Beatrice Prior’s dystopian Chicago world, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue—Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will …

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HA! After months of watching some really crap drab Amityville films, we finally get to the one that I have been waiting for… the only film of this entire franchise I had even actually seen before undertaking this project! Anyway, the Chop had never seen this one, and after the road we have come along …

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*CONTAINS SPOILERS* What I liked: Hood and Siobhan finally getting their thing on. Seriously, I am so freaking over anything that is Carrie related it is insane, so to have him moving on in life is really good. Watching Gordon’s collapse after Carrie left. That poor dude so didn’t deserve what he got. Matthew Rauch …

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