SYNOPSIS: To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion. – via IMDB Having an apathetic vibe about picking something to watch one weekend, I figured that The Perfect Date might be the perfect movie because it would require absolutely no investment on …

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SYNOPSIS: The twisting, turning, stranger-than-fiction true story of the Brobergs, a naive, church-going Idaho family that fell under the spell of a sociopathic neighbor with designs on their twelve-year-old daughter. – via IMDB WTF?? No, really, wtf????? I cannot write a legitimate review. I just have questions. Questions like who the fuck: Lets some manky dude …

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“These people, they’re blasphemers, a cult, a disease.” – Charles SYNOPSIS: In 1905, a drifter on a dangerous mission to rescue his kidnapped sister tangles with a sinister religious cult on an isolated island. – via IMDB Alrighty, so there have been a lot of horror movies for me to be checking out recently because it …

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“I believe that there’s another man inside of every man. A stranger. A conniving man.” – Wilfred James SYNOPSIS: A simple yet proud farmer in the year 1922 conspires to murder his wife for financial gain, convincing his teenage son to participate. – via IMDB So, in keeping up with 2017 being Stephen King’s year, I …

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“Every human spends the last moments of his life in the shadow of a death god.” – Ryuk SYNOPSIS: Light Turner, a bright student, stumbles across a mystical notebook that has the power to kill any person whose name he writes in it. Light decides to launch a secret crusade to rid the streets of …

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*CONTAINS SPOILERS* What I liked: Jon Bernthal as Frank Castle/The Punisher was beyond freaking epic. He was amazing, but also the portrayal of his backstory was so good. I am a fan, obviously. The dark, gritty, brooding, dripping intro and that damn theme that builds with it. I watch it every single episode (provided I …

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*CONTAINS SPOILERS* What I liked: The cast. Seriously, they all brought something to the table. How all the Colombians spoke Spanish, not English. Made it real authentic, and I loved that. I really enjoyed the DEA cat story arc. Silly between all the serious, but it made me laugh. Wagner Moura as Pablo Escobar. Seriously, this …

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I just want to take a minute and gush about how brilliant Netflix’s Daredevil is. I had zero expectations for the show and then I was completely floored. This scene just demonstrates how incredibly well shot and entertaining Daredevil is. Matt Murdock is lured into an ambush by Russian mobsters and barely makes it out alive. …

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