“Were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?” – Kevin SYNOPSIS: Jim, Michelle, Stifler, and their friends reunite in East Great Falls, Michigan for their high school reunion. – via IMDB Well. Uhm, this is, hands down, my least favourite of the American Pie movies as they stand with the original members. I …

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“You can’t hold on to everything.” – McKayla SYNOPSIS: In the summer of 1991, a sheltered teenage boy comes of age during a wild summer he spends in Cape Cod getting rich from selling pot to gangsters, falling in love for the first time, partying and eventually realizing that he is in over his head. …

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“I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I’m free.” – Dom SYNOPSIS: Los Angeles police officer Brian O’Connor must decide where his loyalty really lies when he becomes enamored with the …

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“No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! …

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“Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.” – Elton John SYNOPSIS: A musical fantasy about the fantastical human story of Elton John’s breakthrough years. – via IMDB Well, this certainly wasn’t Bohemian Rhapsody. Not that I really expected that per se, because I did watch the preview and I wasn’t …

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“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new.” – Mr Perlman SYNOPSIS: In 1980s Italy, a romance blossoms between a seventeen-year-old student and the older man hired …

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“John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas. This is not a great way to start their season.” – Gail SYNOPSIS: Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school’s all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take …

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“Okay, okay, fine. So, what else do you do?” – Ricky Rollins SYNOPSIS: A young rock band, half of its members from England and half from the U.S., drops out of college and moves to the Sunset Strip to chase their dreams. – via IMDB So we were recommended this by a fellow metalhead friend, so …

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“Are services still off limit to me?” – John Wick SYNOPSIS: Super-assassin John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin’s guild, and with a $14 million price tag on his head – he is the target of hit men and women everywhere. – via IMDB Okay, so this is something …

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SYNOPSIS: To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion. – via IMDB Having an apathetic vibe about picking something to watch one weekend, I figured that The Perfect Date might be the perfect movie because it would require absolutely no investment on …

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