“No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn’t getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we’re not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! …

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“Real love’s hard to come by. So you find a way to cope without it.” – Elton John SYNOPSIS: A musical fantasy about the fantastical human story of Elton John’s breakthrough years. – via IMDB Well, this certainly wasn’t Bohemian Rhapsody. Not that I really expected that per se, because I did watch the preview and I wasn’t …

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“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new.” – Mr Perlman SYNOPSIS: In 1980s Italy, a romance blossoms between a seventeen-year-old student and the older man hired …

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“John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas. This is not a great way to start their season.” – Gail SYNOPSIS: Beca, a freshman at Barden University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school’s all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take …

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“Okay, okay, fine. So, what else do you do?” – Ricky Rollins SYNOPSIS: A young rock band, half of its members from England and half from the U.S., drops out of college and moves to the Sunset Strip to chase their dreams. – via IMDB So we were recommended this by a fellow metalhead friend, so …

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“Are services still off limit to me?” – John Wick SYNOPSIS: Super-assassin John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin’s guild, and with a $14 million price tag on his head – he is the target of hit men and women everywhere. – via IMDB Okay, so this is something …

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SYNOPSIS: To save up for college, Brooks Rattigan creates an app where anyone can pay him to play the perfect stand-in boyfriend for any occasion. – via IMDB Having an apathetic vibe about picking something to watch one weekend, I figured that The Perfect Date might be the perfect movie because it would require absolutely no investment on …

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“The rumours of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.” – Olive Penderghast SYNOPSIS: A clean-cut high school student relies on the school’s rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. – via IMDB I am not really into comedies, but every now and then you get a good one. One that is sharp and witty …

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“It was a myth. Kids used to dare each other to go into the woods at night. They knew the power of that place. They feared it. Those woods belong to something else.” – Jud Crandall SYNOPSIS: Dr. Louis Creed and his wife, Rachel, relocate from Boston to rural Maine with their two young children. The …

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“Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.” – The Wizard SYNOPSIS: We all have a superhero inside us, it just takes a bit of magic to bring it out. In Billy Batson’s case, by shouting out one word – SHAZAM. – this streetwise fourteen-year-old foster kid can turn into the grown-up superhero Shazam. – via IMDB …

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