“I did this for us.”
– Richard Fenton

SYNOPSIS: Donna’s senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends. – via IMDB

Goodness, gracious me. What a bloody mess of a film! Like, wow. I mean, I wasn’t expecting greatness, I was expecting a mindless horror to put on, chill throughout, but then there was this. It was… Shitfest terrible. For reals! There was absolutely nothing going on here!

Watching the title credits roll, I saw Idris Elba’s name pop up on screen, which piqued my interest. That is about as much oomph as the movie brought to the table. His performance was miles above any of the others, though Sheriff Stilinski Ashby was alright, too, and so was Ransone. Well, they were as good as they could be, considering. Brittany Snow was awful. The whole lot was awful, I am not even going to get into specifics here because… well, ugh.

The film lacked tension. Completely. You don’t give a crap about these characters or their “plight”, you cannot even root for the virginal final girl because, well, what a nuisance. You know that’s really bad. Elba swoops in and does what he can, but the script is truly beneath him. Not only are there no characters to root for, there is no fun to be had – not at this stupid prom, not the interactions between characters, and certainly not with the whole “slasher” aspect – no blood, no fear, nothing. It is just immensely disappointing all round.

While we are at it, the score sucked, and the dialogue was so damn cringey, and the plot progression was messy and the story flimsy. A flimsy story does not make for an awful slasher, but when there is nothing else to tempt you, it is a lost cause overall. There really is nothing to redeem this movie at all. It is predictable and lazy, and it is particularly offensive because it plods along and never really tries, so I can’t even give it points there.

People, seriously, you could totally just skip Prom Night and you wouldn’t be missing anything at all. Not a thing. The movie has no spine, no hopes, no dreams, and it will eat up your valuable time. It is wasted, and it is lost, and it is truly not a rewarding experience. Skip it, skip it I say!

11 thoughts on “Review: Prom Night (2008)

  1. alexraphael says:

    Sounds so bad. Ever seen a movie that was so bad it was good, or enjoyable rather?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      Oh man, horrible. Seen plenty of movies so bad they were good, but this was just awful :/

      Like

  2. theipc says:

    Kindest JB,

    This movie sucks it so much! You should watch the original sequel!

    Love,

    SSC

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      Kindest PSC,

      :/ Because it is better, or because it is worse?!

      Love,
      JJB

      Liked by 1 person

      1. theipc says:

        Curiousest JJB,

        Because it’s awesome!

        Love,

        SSC

        Liked by 1 person

      2. Zoë says:

        Kindest PSC,

        On it!

        Love,
        JJB

        Like

  3. Satua says:

    Thanks for the warning. I had this on my brainless entertainment list but I’m going to skip it after reading this. Life’s too precious.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      LOL life really is too precious. I had it on for exactly the same reasons and it obviously didn’t work out quite the way I was hoping. You can definitely find something else far more entertaining.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Satua says:

        I just watched this Most Likely To Die. It was fine for this brainless activity kind of thing. Not very good but I was entertained enough.

        Liked by 1 person

  4. Haha! Its funny because I remember this playing when I was sick on vacation away from home one time and even in a sleepy state, I wanted it to end so badly but it was the only English channel there. Thats sad, because I truly like Brittany Snow a ton. Its one I’ve never made an effort to visit fully conscious. Great review!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      Haha thanks for sharing that Kim, that’s hilarious! Shame, what a terrible movie to have play while sick. Definitely don’t revisit!

      Liked by 1 person

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