Hello, all. The Oracle of Film here. I have been perusing your blogs for some time now (some of them are even legible), and I have noticed a trend that I have not been keeping up with. Hot people. Vinnieh’s site has turned into NSFW, Zoë is fascinated with hot men in suits and the IPC… well, I can’t tell if the IPC is also doing this trend, or if he is just doing what he normally does, but still… I seem to be all alone when it comes to the ‘Hot Actors in Suits’ lists. Then, it occurred to me. I’m an actor. I have a suit. So, below, are the top ten photos of me in a suit, hopefully helping you – and any actors watching – learn how to pose in a suit properly.
10th – The Standard Suit Pose
9th – The Scruffy Bad-Boy Suit Pose
8th – (A and B) The ‘I’ve done my buttons up wrong’ Pose.
7th – The photo with a cute animal Pose
6th – The ‘Hey look, no matter how famous I am I can still pull a funny face and be like you civilians’ pose
5th – The Sexy Pose
4th – The ‘How To Properly Have an Understanding of Chairs’ Pose
3rd – ‘FFS!!!’
2nd – The Getting Trapped in an Oven Pose (Classic, amirite?)
1st – Katy Perry