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“Men don’t fear swords. They fear monsters.”
– Vlad Tepes

SYNOPSIS: At the turn of the century, the young lord Vlad and his family live a peaceful life ruling over their small kingdom, but when a Turk warlord demands from Vlad a thousand boys and his son to create an army. Vlad seeks a terrible power that will allow him to protect his kingdom and family from the Turks at a terrible cost. – via IMDB

My cape fetish went into overdrive…

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#ForScience

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CGI up the wazoo and all, it worked for this.

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I was such a fan of the flight style and look. So fresh and fancy!

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GRADE 7To be very honest, I don’t know why this movie was panned so much. Undeniably, the last fifteen minutes were a bit of a wreck, but everything before that was a boat-load of fun, and the way the movie itself wrapped up right by the end was also good. The movie also flaunts some impressive effects. I was totally taken in by the way Vlad was swooping around with bats pulling him forth. Very cool. I thought the costume design was great, too. Luke Evans waltzed around looking like a total badass and he was very well cast. I had a few serious cape fetish moments throughout here, because you all know how I am about them… That and dear goodness, even when he takes off his cape and his armour and his shirt he’s just… yummy. But I swear, that is not why I was watching. In actual fact, I didn’t even know I would get to see Evans strut his stuff. I really enjoyed his portrayal of Vlad. He was strong, he was fair, noble and loyal, he was dangerous, he was so in love with his wife, such a charmer and a tortured individual (bestie, maybe that’s what sold me). I think Dominic Cooper was a bit of a miss here, which breaks my heart seeing as I really enjoy him. He looked like he had a fight with a can of spray tan, and the spray tan won. Plus he had some weird accent going there. He was not scary, and did not look like he could invoke fear or lead armies. Not like Evans. Anyway, I had a lot of fun with this. It is certainly not a movie you can take too seriously, and there are plot holes and contrivances, but if you simply take this as a movie of Vlad desperately trying to save his people, then you will not be disappointed. Don’t concentrate on the mythology you know of Dracula. This is just a pretty cool interpretation about the man who he was before the changes. I enjoyed the way that everything looked, it was really awesome and it was shot very nicely. I liked how it was done, even with all the CGI (which I am usually not a fan of in abundance) and even with the few gimmicky specially-for-3D scenes that were in there, they still managed to look alright despite not seeing this in 3D. I really wish I had caught this in cinema. I was glad to see this return more to real vampires types, not these sparkly things we have been subjected to the last few years. I was totally a goner when there were these pretty big battles and castle sieges. I, personally, would have liked them to go on longer and feature more blood, guts, and gore because few things thrill me like a damn fine castle siege, but for what they were, yessssss. My other half saw Vlad march back into Castle Dracula, and the battle started, and his reaction? “Yes, you’re officially on board.” I know that there have been complaints, and they are valid ones at the very least because there is a lot wrong with it, but overall Dracula Untold is a lot of cheesy amusement, and definitely something I will check out again!

20 thoughts on “Rapid Review: Dracula Untold (2014)

  1. garethrhodes says:

    It sounds like you had more fun than you anticipated, which is always a good thing. Aside from your review, I knew very little about this film. Good read.

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    1. Zoë says:

      Thanks Gareth! Yeah, after the reviews coming back so awful, I didn’t expect much, which I suppose helped quite a bit when watching this.

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  2. I loved this movie, and I agree that it didnt as much attention as it should have. Good review.

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    1. Zoë says:

      Thanks, and glad to see someone else enjoyed it, too!

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  3. Abbi says:

    I would definitely be up for more if that kind of science!

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    1. Zoë says:

      xD Naturally!

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  4. vinnieh says:

    May have to give this one a watch now Zoe.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      Maybe you enjoy it, the consensus does not seem to count in favour of it though. However, I had fun.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. vinnieh says:

        The story of Dracula has always interested me.

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  5. Yeah, I actually didn’t mind this film at all. I went in not expecting them to do a literal translation because that is not what they wanted to do. Everyone complained about that fact and got mad about it. If you take it for what it is, it’s actually not hat bad of a film.

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    1. Zoë says:

      I like that they did something a little different. I am so happy to hear that I am not alone in having enjoyed this one, it was a good time!

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  6. theipc says:

    Dearest SJB,

    I still don’t know if I’m sold on this sucker but I’ve just never been a big fan of Dracula movies…..

    Love,

    ISC

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    1. Zoë says:

      Dear PSC,

      Well, I definitely had a good time with this one. Not like any of the others really.

      Love,

      JJB

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  7. Natasha says:

    Bestie

    We do know that tortured souls are your area of excellence. Great review, as always. I also don’t know why people didn’t love this!

    Kidney

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    1. Zoë says:

      Crochet Kidney,

      Yes… I am somewhat of an expert there 😉

      I thought it was a lot of fun, but I think a lot of them went in hoping for something completely different. Pity, too.

      Bkushi

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  8. Nostra says:

    Nice to see you got more out of it than I did….really couldn’t enjoy this at all…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Zoë says:

      I recall, so sorry to hear that!

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  9. Can’t wait to see this. I’m such a sucker for vampire films, I love almost all of them, even the bad ones. A vampire film really has to be abysmal for me to not like it.

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    1. Zoë says:

      In that case, I think you might like this one! 🙂

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  10. caragale says:

    This is probably the most positive response I’ve seen to this! Glad you enjoyed it so much, Miss Zoe! I’m especially glad to hear it wasn’t terrible for Luke Evans’ sake. I do like him. And that shirtless gif…yum. 😀

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