Today I have Tom of Digital Shortbread once again contributing an awesome Sporadic Scene! Thank you so much for all of these Tom!


“No, please. God no, not the bees. ANYthing but the bees!!!! I just had my face done! You have any I-D-E-A how long it takes to put a Nicholas Cage face through make-up and wardrobe? Not the bees!!!! NOooooo goddddd not the beeeeesss. . .  ! Not the be — . . .” [zap]

If you have a scene that you would like featured, drop me a mail at sporadiczoe@hotmail.com with a picture/gif/video of the scene and an explanation as to why (should you want to include it).

17 thoughts on “Digital Shortbread Sporadic Scene: The Wicker Man (2006) – Not The Bees!

  1. There are so many scenes from this film that are hilarious. I particularly like when he’s running around in the bear costume punching people!

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    1. Tom says:

      lol! that part is quite worthy for mega douchery as well, yes.

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  2. theipc says:

    LOL Tom and JB!! What a fucking miserable movie!!!!

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    1. Zoë says:

      LOL I have never seen it, so I have no idea what it is, to be honest!

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      1. theipc says:

        DEAREST JB,

        It really is awful. No lie!! I have a very funny Shitfest post coming out about it…..

        LOVE,

        SC

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      2. Zoë says:

        Dearest SC,

        I might have to skip it haha! Though I am looking forward to the entry…

        Love,

        JB

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      3. theipc says:

        Fairest JB,

        You should NEVER watch this. I can’t even believe my man Cage made this bilge.

        LOVE,

        SC

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      4. Zoë says:

        PSC,

        Sheesh, sounds really raw hahahahahahaha!

        Love,

        JB

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      5. theipc says:

        JB,

        It’s reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad.

        Love,

        SC

        P.S. off to sin.

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      6. table9mutant says:

        This looks awful so I refuse to watch it. But the original is a classic!!!! : )

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  3. Classic scene, classic Cage!

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  4. Tom says:

    Hahaha!!!! Lovin’ itttttt.

    Nic Cage, I love you man. But you really bring it upon yourself when you do sh*t like this. 🙂

    Thanks for having me again Zoe. Lots of fun as usual.

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    1. table9mutant says:

      Nice work, Tom! Lol… I’ve never seen this… Looks too awful! I’ll stick with the original. : )

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      1. Tom says:

        It’s absolute shit!!!!! I would avoid at all costs Mutey. 🙂

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  5. Victor De Leon says:

    Best scene EVER! Such a shame that Cage was snubbed at Oscar time 😉

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    1. Tom says:

      hahah, I know right?? Thanks for watching ‘Not the bees. . .’ Vic. 🙂 🙂

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  6. caragale says:

    Bahahaha perfect. Well done, Tom! 🙂

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