Ha! So yesterday Melissa from Snap Crackle Watch! had me post her top ten movie crushes. Eric, on the other hand, has been threatening for a while to do one if he seen another one of these lists and lo and behold, he was finally pushed too far and a retaliation list popped back to me, but never with bad intentions. Table9Mutant, this is on you! My blog really has turned in to the place to publish these, but it all stemmed from you! Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you another top ten list here featuring some lovely ladies I am sure you can agree on!
Should you be interested in submitting a Top Ten list, draw up a list of either your top ten personal favourite movies or a top ten list by a specific genre/theme and send it along to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Hope to see a few more lists!
For the last month I’ve been forced to look at dozens and dozens of images of beefcake-y men in various forms of undress and after Melissa sent over hers I finally cracked. There’s only so much man-boobs a dude like me can take so, in the nature of combat and pride, here’s a list of my favorite and smuttiest babes from TV land!!
10. THE BIONIC WOMAN
Every heterosexual boy growing up in the 70s in the country where I live got their first woodies to Lindsay Wagner running around in slow motion with her blond hair and gorgeous face. We all had posters of her on our walls and waited patiently for every Wednesday to come so we could catch her show. God bless you, Lindsay. SCHPROING!!!!!
9. TRIXIE FROM DEADWOOD
How wonderful was the HBO show DEADWOOD?? Cocksuckers here and Cocksuckers there and Titlickers and a bunch of good, old fashioned ass kickin’! What’s not to love about Trixie, the good natured whore who’s not afraid to offer up “an open air blow job” in the middle of the street or to yank her undies off and her skirt up to get past security to shoot some Cocksucker? God love her.
8. THAT REDHEADED CHICK FROM TRUE BLOOD
Screw whatever the hell her character’s name is because TRUE BLOOD sucks these days but ohhhhh myyyyy gaaawwwwdddd SMOOCH!!!! Sorry, I got distracted. That’s not my new desktop background is it?? YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM.
7. CHRISSY FROM THREE’S COMPANY
Every heterosexual boy growing up in the 70s in the country where I live got their second set of woodies to Suzanne Sommers slinking around that apartment with her blond hair and gorgeous face and sizeable – um – acting ability. We all had posters of her on our walls and waited patiently for every Thursday to come so we could catch her show. God bless you, Suzanne. SCHWIIIIIING!!!!!
6. WONDER WOMAN
Need I say anything here?? This post is getting me all worked up. Is it getting hot in here?? I better go turn on my fan.
5. THE “B” IN APARTMENT 23
This show only lasted a couple of seasons but I thought it was pretty funny. Or did I just like watching Kristyn Ritter fill the screen with not much on and complain about having to do things like wear underwear and have sex all of the time. *mops forehead*
4. TEGAN JOVANKA (CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO)
Growing up watching Doctor Who, I remember the classics from the 60s and 70s – the companions were all very chaste, pure and fully clothed. Tegan (Janet Fielding) came around and the producers decided to add some sex appeal and – well – some boobs. Tegan was loud and kind of obnoxious but I REALLY want(ed) to Make It with her. Is THAT my new desktop background???? *loosens collar*
3. PERI BROWN (CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO)
After Tegan left the show, they brought in someone even sexier, Nicola Bryant as the “American” Peri Brown. Frequently in bikinis and tube tops, Peri was smokin’ hot and the cause of many restless nights. *squirms a little*
2. T’POL (STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE)
1. MELISSA RAUCH AS BERNADETTE MARYANN ROSTENKOWSKI WOLOWITZ ON THE BIG BANG THEORY
My current flame of the last couple of ye – I… uh